Life of bryan
I was born at 12:03 am on a Tuesday.
I’m part of the 1% of the world born with ear dimples.
I passed my driver’s license test at an LA DMV with the lowest passing score.
I made my mom cry on Mother’s Day with a card I wrote for her in second grade.
I got an A in my intermediate screenwriting class at CCSF.
I know the “O Romeo, Romeo” monologue by heart.
I pierced both my ears à la The Parent Trap.
I hitched a ride to New York City with a guy I met on Craigslist.
I learned how to walk, twice.
What other Bryan can say that?