Life of bryan

Close-up of a shirtless man with dark hair, wearing sunglasses and earrings, against a clear blue sky.

I was born at 12:03 am on a Tuesday.

I’m part of the 1% of the world born with ear dimples.

I passed my driver’s license test at an LA DMV with the lowest passing score.

I made my mom cry on Mother’s Day with a card I wrote for her in second grade.

I got an A in my intermediate screenwriting class at CCSF.

I know the “O Romeo, Romeo” monologue by heart.

I pierced both my ears à la The Parent Trap.

I hitched a ride to New York City with a guy I met on Craigslist.

I learned how to walk, twice.

What other Bryan can say that?